Razor Bumps

She knows sandwiches don’t fix

Everything but razor bumps can be

Attractive if you put lettuce on them.

The bible belt boy is so secretly seductive

He steals clothes and bad records and draws

Women good.

She dreams of him

Then immediately regrets it

Its is still a better alternative than going to church.

Yearbook//first time

In the first picture he is

Smiling like the bible belt just

Got bigger

Like he just pulled down his

Pants and made a wish

In the second picture he is

Thinking about skydiving and

Microwavable pizza rolls.

She scratches out his face with her bottom

Teeth and fishes out the paper foreskin

Stuck in his molars

Swallow

Chew

Swallow

Yearbook//those other times she pretended not to regret

He has coathangers for arms and it is all a bad joke the way he puts on a fucking guns n roses record and sleeps in a bedroom with wolf heads and glass eyeballs

Drawings of naked ladies shoved under his bed

He puts the song on repeat and says stop fidgeting.

The lyrics are about girls as pretty as flowers and rain without acid and having white white white white sons.

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2017

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It is a god with a cheesy bio and an Instagram username with heavy innuendos he picked the name when he was 14 and sticky fingered cutting cherries what a butter knife boy she doesn’t blame him for hurting girls / he was young and he liked leaving trails what a hansel and gretel boy dads leave moms die he plants cherry seeds in his backyard but they never grow up so he gets violent and clicks on instagram videos of racist wrestlers

First punch: She hopes he cries in his sleep because he misses his mother but he can’t admit it out loud to his metallica sucking friends so instead he spits up a wad and uses the word bitch to her memories Second punch: it is really so stupid because he is harmless, she could twist his arm and K.O. him in a second Sideline: She has the neck of a football player K.O.: he wakes up at night and walks to the stove to turn the flame on just rights at a 45 degree angle and takes pictures of himself pretending to lick the flames Caption: Watch wrestling with me bitch Real life: she doesn’t like the picture but she clicks on the link he posted and gets disgusted very quickly